http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/-t1.htm Let's Keep it clean folks!!! Wed, 06 May 2009 11:52:46 GMT 10 http://i88.servimg.com/u/f88/13/28/39/24/cycle_11.jpg http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/-t1.htm http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/grandmas-don-t-know-everything-t45.htm Tony Molina Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids... A ... Funny Stories/Jokes Wed, 06 May 2009 11:52:46 GMT http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/grandmas-don-t-know-everything-t45.htm#89 http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/grandmas-don-t-know-everything-t45.htm http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/that-s-when-the-fight-started-t33.htm Tony Molina Saturday morning I got up early - it was still dark - , quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I put my golf clubs in the trunk of the car and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, ... Funny Stories/Jokes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:27:56 GMT http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/that-s-when-the-fight-started-t33.htm#72 http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/that-s-when-the-fight-started-t33.htm http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/no-mushrooms-for-me-t18.htm BJ Richardson Subject: No Mushrooms for Me! A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom- smothered steak. But mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, 'No mushrooms. They are too high.' He said, 'Why don't you go down ... Funny Stories/Jokes Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:20:25 GMT http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/no-mushrooms-for-me-t18.htm#32 http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/no-mushrooms-for-me-t18.htm http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/the-difference-in-a-goldwing-and-a-logging-truck-t12.htm Tony Molina What is the difference between a Gold Wing and a logging truck? 1. About 40 pounds and a stuffed animal. 2. Logging trucks don't throw sparks when they go around corners. 3. Logging trucks need all their lights. 4. Logging trucks will usually pull over to let you pass. 5. Logging trucks must stop at weigh stations. 6. Logging trucks don't all look alike. 7. Logging trucks are not as wide. 8. Nobody ever built a three wheel logging truck. 9. You can't get a 400-pound ... Funny Stories/Jokes Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:51:37 GMT http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/the-difference-in-a-goldwing-and-a-logging-truck-t12.htm#16 http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/the-difference-in-a-goldwing-and-a-logging-truck-t12.htm http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/why-goldwing-riders-don-t-wave-back-t11.htm Tony Molina Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back 10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture. 9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip. 8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm. 7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him. 6. The expresso machine just finished. 5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved. 4. Was in a three-way ... Funny Stories/Jokes Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:49:35 GMT http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/why-goldwing-riders-don-t-wave-back-t11.htm#15 http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/why-goldwing-riders-don-t-wave-back-t11.htm http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/why-harley-riders-don-t-wave-back-t10.htm Tony Molina Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back 10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty. 9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm. 8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for. 7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off. 6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos. 5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley. 4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual ... Funny Stories/Jokes Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:48:41 GMT http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/why-harley-riders-don-t-wave-back-t10.htm#14 http://cyclestuff.forumotion.net/funny-stories-jokes-f9/why-harley-riders-don-t-wave-back-t10.htm